Best Friends! ^^

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.

Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry

Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink

Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: asks you to write down your number.

Best friend : they ask you for their number ( cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you

Best friend: could write a biography on your life

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Best friend: will always go with you

Friend: would delete this letter

Best friend: will send this back

to me and all of their online buddies

Friends Forever!

Written with a pen

Sealed with a kiss

If you are my friend,

Please answer this:

Are we friends or are we not?

You told me once, but I forgot..

So tell me now and tell me true,

So I can say , I am here for you.

Of all the friends I've ever met,

You're the ones I won't forget..

And if I die before you do,

I'll go to Heaven

And wait for you.

Show your friends how much you care.

Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND( copy and paste), including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.

Ok,Friend

星座

水瓶座 AQUARIUS(1月21日- 2月18日)
感情豐富，慷慨大方，喜歡幫助別人，非常熱心；擁有很好的記憶力、領悟力及判斷事物的能力。優點是才華很高，做事講求方法，精確而實際；富有同情心。 缺點是喜歡批評別人，不太願意接受別人的意見。

双鱼座 PISCES(2月19日- 3月20日)
溫柔，善體人意，個性很有魅力，言行舉止給人留下美好的印象；做事認真，肯上進，具有很好的思考和判斷能力。優點是感情豐富，富同情心；樂於與人合作，充滿自信和熱忱。缺點是敏感，相當情緒化，感情容易受傷害，自我防衛心重。

白羊座 ARIES(3月21日- 4月20日)
聰明，個性直率，做事很有條理；有野心，企圖心很強，志向很大，有才氣和藝術天分，能開創很大的事業。優點是有勇氣，敢接受挑戰；善於表現自我，有組織和管理能力。缺點是固執、孩子氣，我行我素，不善交際，處理事情太獨斷。

金牛座 TAURUS( 4月21日- 5月21日)
具有野心和專業能力；獨裁，有天生的直覺能力，知道如何掌握和運用權力；很會賺錢，有審美觀，懂得生活享受。 優點是凡事都要求專業水準；有品味，對美的事物有鑑賞力。 缺點是權力慾太重，喜歡控制別人；驕傲，不願接受別人幫忙。

双子座 GEMINI(5月22日- 6月21日)
忠於自己的信仰，願意為理想獻身和奮鬥；具有豐富的想像力和創意，對於任何事都會認真、投注全力去執行。 優點是為理想奮鬥，重視榮譽和責任，有堅強的毅力和決心。缺點是內心時常害怕遭到拒絕；太理想化，容易不切實際。

巨蟹座 CANCER(6月22日- 7月22日)
非常敏感，情緒起伏很大；喜歡冒險，追求不斷的變動；喜歡調查、研究，做事認真，實事求是。優點是頭腦清晰，反應敏銳；善於分析、計畫，做事有效率。 缺點是不滿足現況，不停的鞭策自己，給自己很大的壓力。

狮子座 LEO(7月23日- 8月23日)
聰明、活潑，思路清晰，反應很快，相當理想主義；個性堅強，意志力堅定，專注於目標的追求，做事非常有效率。優點是精力充沛，行動快速；知識豐富，求知慾很強。缺點是占有慾強，固執，自我中心，喜好爭辯。

处女座 VIRGO(8月24日- 9月22日)
心智反應快捷，追求時尚和時髦；具有相當的野心，喜歡向外發展，善於交際；多才多藝，有好的創意和創作能能力。優點是有好的藝術品味和審美觀；上進心強，不斷吸收新知。缺點是喜歡物質享受；太過於情緒化，思緒多變而不安定。

天秤座 LIBRA(9月23日- 10月23日)
主動、積極，靈活，精力充沛，喜歡接受各種挑戰；口齒伶俐，擅長社交，容易和人建立親密關係。優點是心思靈敏，果決，行動快速，能夠掌握時機，迅速應變。 缺點是善變，不安定，凡事喜歡插手和掌控一切。

天蝎座 SCORPIO(10月24日- 11月22日)
聰明伶俐，志向遠大，擁有高貴及優雅的氣質；才華很高，創作能力強，注重時尚和生活品味。優點是心智靈敏，企圖心旺盛，不斷開拓和前進。 缺點是野心太大，有時會失去目標，無法專注在一件事上。

人马座 SAGITTARIUS(11月23日- 12月21日)
大膽、剛毅，野心很大，能夠全神貫注投入工作和事業；提倡自由精神，受人推崇和 擁 戴；具有很好的領導力和影響力 優點是坦誠、直率，非常熱情；敢於接受挑戰，克服困難。 缺點是主觀意識強，喜歡指揮和控制別人，比較霸道。

魔羯座 CAPRICORN(12月22日- 1月20日)
具有堅忍不拔、不服輸的個性；剛毅、務實，企圖心和成就欲望很高；意志非常堅定，敢仗義執言。優點是非常踏實，講求方法，謹慎行事，堅持到底。 缺點是固執，缺乏彈性；太注重威權，控制慾強。

Horoscope

Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there..

VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships.. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Ha rsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

ARIES - The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge... EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, but is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.
5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LEO - The Boss
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. D oing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.
13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.
20 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

TAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

小學生造句~況且況且況且況且況且況..‏

小學生造句

很有趣的造句！隨著年齡增長，愈發羨慕小朋友能夠如此天真無邪的用語....當然，也
很羨慕這位老師如此幽默的評語，這工作真是享受.....

小學生造句精選

1。題目：一邊......一邊....

小朋友寫：他一邊脫衣服，一邊穿褲子。

老師批語：他到底是要脫還是要穿啊？

2。題目：其中

小朋友寫：我的其中一只左腳受傷了。

老師批語：你是蜈蚣嗎？

3。題目：陸陸續續

小朋友寫：下班了，爸爸陸陸續續的回家了。

老師批語：你到底有幾個爸爸呀？

4。題目：難過

小朋友寫：我家門前有條水溝很難過。

老師批語：老師更難過。

5。題目：又....又.....

小朋友寫：我的媽媽又矮又高又胖又瘦。

老師批語；你的媽媽是變形金鋼嗎？

6。題目：你看

小朋友寫：你看什麼看！沒看過啊？

老師批語：沒看過。

7。題目：欣欣向榮

小朋友寫：欣欣向榮榮告白。

老師批語：連續劇不要看太多了！

8。題目：好吃

小朋友寫：好吃個屁。

老師批語：有些東西是不能吃的。

9。題目：天真

小朋友寫：今天真熱。

老師批語：你真天真。

10。題目：果然

小朋友寫：昨天我吃水果，然後喝涼水。

老師批語：是詞組，不能分開的。

11。題目：先....再....，例題：先吃飯，再冼澡。

小朋友寫：先生，再見！

老師批語：想像力超過了地球人的智慧。

12。題目：況且

小朋友寫：一列火車經過，況且況且況且況且況且況。( 請唸出來)

老師批語：我死了算了。

出生一張紙，開始一輩子；



畢業一張紙，奮鬥一輩子；



婚姻一張紙，折磨一輩子；



做官一張紙，鬥爭一輩子；



金錢一張紙，辛苦一輩子；



榮譽一張紙，虛名一輩子；



看病一張紙，痛苦一輩子；



悼詞一張紙，了結一輩子；



淡化這些紙，明白一輩子；



忘了這些紙，快樂一輩子 !



這周是世界好友周，如果你願意，



請把這條資訊發給你所有的好朋友。也包括我 ?? 看有多少人會回發給你。



當大部分人都在關注你飛得高不高時，只有少部分人關心你飛得累不累，

這就是友情。再忙，也要照顧好自己，朋友雖不常聯繫，卻一直惦念。

天涼時記著多穿衣！



世界好友周快樂！

少喝奶茶、不吃剛烤好的麵包，遠離正在充電的電源。

白天多喝水，晚上少喝，一天不喝多於兩杯的咖啡。



少吃油多的食物，最佳睡眠為晚上十點至早上六點。

晚上五點後少吃大餐，每天喝酒不超過一杯。



不用冷水服膠囊，睡前半小時服藥忌立刻躺下。

睡眠不足八小時人會變笨，有午睡習慣的人不易老。



手機電池剩一格時不要打電話，剩一格時輻射是平時的一千倍。

要用左耳接電話，用右耳會直接傷害到大腦。



2009 新概念



一個中心：一切以健康為中心。



兩個基本點：遇事瀟灑一點，看世糊塗一點。



三個忘記：忘記年齡，忘記過去，忘記恩怨。



四個擁有：無論你有多弱或多強，一定要

擁有真正愛你的人，

擁有知心的朋友，

擁有向上的事業，

擁有溫暖的住所。



五個要：要唱，要跳，要俏，要笑，要苗條。



六個不能：

不能餓了才吃，

不能渴了才喝，

不能困了才睡，

不能累了才歇，

不能病了才檢查，

不能老了再後悔。



看到了，發給每一個你珍惜的朋友 .

喜欢天空的颜色吗？

~akiting~......wish u happy^^

What's for dinner ?

What's for dinner?

Can't eat pork, Swine flu... Can't eat chicken, Bird flu. Can't eat Beef, Mad cow.... Can't eat eggs, Salmonella. Can't eat fish, heavy metal poisons in their waters. Can't eat fruits and veggies, insecticides and herbicides. Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!! M M M M M M M M M M M I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!! Remember - - - 'STRESSED' spelled backwards! is 'DESSERTS' Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds Delete it and you will gain 10 pounds immediately! That's why I had to pass this on - - - - - didn't want to risk it - - - And I wanted to put a smile on your face.

You may not know this sender

This is not a joke!!!






This is 100% true!!!






TODAY, when you receive this mail...





You will be facing the decision of your LIFE...






You must take this seriously!






I never send mails like this!






But I really don't want to mess up your life!






IF YOU SEND THIS TO LESS THAN 5 PEOPLE!!!






Tonight... You will see the most horrifying thing... EVER!






And you will have bad luck for the REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!





Send this to 10 people...






And your crush will SLAP YOU ON THE FACE...






Send this to 20 people...






Your mum will give you the gift you wanted all the time...






IF you send this to everyone on your list...






Your wishes will come true and your crush will kiss you...






BUT! You only have 3 hours to do so!





So quick, pass this on...





BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE...





I know, It's just a stupid chain right?





Well, I've warned you before...




Don't be as stubborn as Maria...




She received this mail just as you did, she didn't take it seriously... so she simply deleted it... That night, she was taking her shower when she saw this monstrous thing... She fell and had a brain tumor for the rest of her life...




Just be like Sam T.




He receive this mail just like Maria, He was smart and he sent it to all his contacts. The next day he got asked out by his crush and they were going out ever since...





I know who you wanted to be...




So be smart, pass this on...

超好笑！

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智力測驗平均最低者：雙魚座男生、魔羯座女生
機靈反應能力最佳者：雙子座男生、處女座女生
機靈反應能力最差者：金牛座男生、金牛座女生
最重視倫理道德的人：巨蟹座男生、魔羯座女生
最漠視倫理道德的人：射手座男生、獅子座女生
最懂得羅曼蒂克的人：雙子座男生、雙魚座女生
最不懂羅曼蒂克的人：處女座男生、魔羯座女生
用情最為專一者：　　巨蟹座男生、魔羯座女生
用情最為善變者：　　雙子座男生、水瓶座女生
最有女人味的人：　　雙魚座男生、雙魚座女生
最有男子氣概的人：　魔羯座男生、牡羊座女生
做事最上進最積極者：牡羊座男生、牡羊座女生
做事最慢條斯理者：　金牛座男生、雙魚座女生
用情最深最無私心者：巨蟹座男生、雙魚座女生
用情最淺要求最多者：獅子座男生、雙子座女生
用錢概念最節儉的人 ： 金牛座男生、 處女座女生
用錢概念最奢侈的人：射手座男生、獅子座女生
最有理財概念的人：　天秤座男生、巨蟹座女生
最沒有理財概念的人：牡羊座男生、獅子座女生
最有多才多藝的人：　雙子座男生、雙魚座女生
最缺乏才藝性的人：　魔羯座男生、金牛座女生
最有家庭概念的人：　巨蟹座男生、巨蟹座女生
最沒有家庭概念的人：雙子座男生、射手座女生
心機最重的人：　　　處女座男生、天蠍座女生
最沒心機的人：　　　射手座男生、雙魚座女生
最會記愁的人：　　　天蠍座男生、處女座女生
最不記愁的人：　　　獅子座男生、雙魚座女生
做事最有計劃的人：　天蠍座男生、水瓶座女生
做事最沒計劃的人：　雙魚座男生、雙魚座女生
做事最貫徹始終的人：天蠍座男生、魔羯座女生
做事最虎頭蛇尾的人：射手座男生、獅子座女生
最大方的人：　　　　獅子座男生、獅子座女生
最小氣的人：　　　　金牛座男生、處女座女生
最愛乾淨的人：　　　天秤座男生、處女座女生
最不愛乾淨的人：　　獅子座男生、射手座女生
最熱愛自由的人：　　牡羊座男生、射手座女生
對自由最不關心的人：處女座男生、巨蟹座女生
最愛說大話的人：　　獅子座男生、牡羊座女生
最謙遜有禮的人：　　巨蟹座男生、天秤座女生
最情緒化的人：　　　巨蟹座男生、牡羊座女生
情緒最穩定的人：　　水瓶座男生、天秤座女生
最有領導欲望的人：　獅子座男生、射手座女生
最甘心被人領導的人：處女座男生、雙魚座女生
最善解人意的人：　　巨蟹座男生、雙魚座女生
最木頭的人：　　　　處女座男生、魔羯座女生
最心細的人：　　　　天蠍座男生、巨蟹座女生
最粗心的人：　　　　牡羊座男生、牡羊座女生
最會做夢的人：　　　巨蟹座男生、雙魚座女生
最實際的人：　　　　金牛座男生、天秤座女生
最會寫情書的人：　　雙魚座男生、巨蟹座女生
最不會寫情書的人：　牡羊座男生、金牛座女生
最受異性歡迎的人：　雙子座男生、雙魚座女生
最不受異性青睞的人：處女座男生、魔羯座女生
對異性有征服慾望者：獅子座男生、牡羊座女生
對異性無征服欲望者：處女座男生、雙魚座女生
最好色者：　　　　　金牛座男生、天蠍座女生
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收到這封信的人要把這封信複製15封以上轉寄出去
在1天以內就必須寄送完畢
若沒有照上面的做你將永遠不幸. . ..
據說有一位小姐因為拖了很久才寄出去
在她未寄出的那一段日子
她家庭失和然後因為老公外遇就離婚了
她取得了孩子的監護權
孩子可以說是她心靈的! 支柱
但過了兩天
當她的孩子在街上玩耍時
不小心被車撞
便立即就醫但一直昏迷不醒
三個月以後她找出了這封信寄出
她的孩子情況開始好轉
他以前的先生向他道歉
他們就再結了一次的婚了
不管你相不相信.這是真的